Lynne Parker

[LYNNE EMMA PARKER]

Hey, my name is Lynne Emma Parker but everyone calls me Lynne. Some people say I look like, rachel mcadams, but I'm not sure I see it. I'm a GIRL, duh, and I love BOYS. I know I'm only 24, but I've seen a lot since June 21, 1986. I am a Band member of/for Season Five.



I've got a voice in my head that goes by Lena, and they're 20. I've had them for a while. They also bother many others, or so I'm told.



I love COFFEE, YOGA, SUSHI, MY BOYS (the band members), BLUEBERRY SCONES, and totally hate RUNNING LATE, IRRESPONSIBLE ASSISTANTS, BODY ACHES, PEOPLE WHO NEVER GET BACK TO ME, AND SOY MILK. Most people say I'm KICK-ASS, PROFESSIONAL, PSYCHIS, A WORKAHOLIC AND FIERCE, but I think I'm just the DAUGHTER of DON AND LISA (PRIVATE DETECTIVE AND FASHION DESIGNER). I have 2 SIBLINGS, PATRICIA, 27 AND DEAN, 22. They think I'm crazy since I've got THE GOOD-LOOKING GENES, and sometimes pretend not to know me can't convince people we're related.



My past is pretty complicated, but if you're sure you want to hear it...

I've always been the one that worked hard. While my sister was popular and loved, I was the one who got straight A's. I joined organization after organization, and ended up in all sorts of committees and positions. Patty got voted prom queen but I'm the one who organized the prom. My grandma used to tell me that I was the prettiest one in the family, but that my intelligence scared a lot of people off. I guess that's why senior year I didn't even make the court.

But I don't mind, I know I rub people the wrong way sometimes. I like what I do. Everyone said I should've gone off to grad school, but I knew the music industry was where I wanted to be. After interships, I got a decent position and found the boys. I've adored them ever since, I do everything for them.

[ANNABELLE ATHENA VANKIRK]